"YOU APPOLOGIZE TOO MUCH" SORRY
MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said likes long walks and bellyrubs.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
HAS AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT STILL LOSES SLEEP OVER IT FIVE YEARS LATER
We've all been there. Minus the, ya know, being a cat or a dog or a bunny part.