Swan! What are you doing down here? You're supposed to be above the surface begging for sandwiches.
Is that an ugly duckling? Oops! Nope, sorry, that is a totally not ugly, squeedorable, baby swan. My bad.
My oh my, itty bitty cygnet baby, what an amazingly long neck you have! Were you raised by giraffes, or are you just adorably flexible?
"Everyone climb on, it's time to go home. Wait! Where's little Jimmy?!?"