Uh uh, skwerl, that's not what he told ME!
I mean, I didn't realize taking a picture of myself in the mirror would be so difficult! Sure, lacking thumbs makes it a bit tough... but I figured if I used the timer on this camera then it wouldn't be that big of a deal! But the flash keeps going off before the shutter clicks and it scares the dickens out of me and then I can't concentrate on smiling and all my photos end up looking like this and it's just really really really frustrating!
I know I'm certainly surprised to see you! I mean, I know we share the same apartment, but I wasn't expecting you to be home from work already! I was just taking a nap in my terrarium, and all of a sudden I woke up to see this finger in front of me and I had the craziest urge to climb it! And then BAM! There you are, right at the end of the finger! Does that mean this is your finger? That would make sense, I guess.