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Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way? You're indignant about the fact that I'm keeping you from splaying out on the couch to watch "The Notebook" on your laptop while crying and eating Ben and Jerry's? Well, you're the one who refuses to turn on the heater even on the coldest days of the year, so I'd say the indignance is mutual.

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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

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Looks like someone needs to cut back on the yogurt drops and start running on their wheel more often!

- Sally Squeeps

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