No no, the only straw anything here is the bedding of straw this emu baby's squeely standing on. The argument for its cuteness is utterly infallible.
I'm not saying that snails shouldn't have the opportunity to sit on the veranda and enjoy a cool beverage, I'm just saying snails are a little creepy with their I'm-not-a-slug-I-swear game.
It's a big world out there, sometimes it's nice to have a little, cozy hideaway.
I'm not drunk, I'm just thirsty!