... it's like a staring contest, but with legs instead of eyes!
Sirs and madames, I apologize for waking you all at such an early hour, but I rode all night to bring to you this direly important message: The kittens are coming! The kittens are coming! Ready your kibble cannons and hide your catnip!
This newborn llama has been practicing all morning, and has finally gotten the hang of standing! Now why don't you try out some squee dance moves?