Good try, kitty, but you're not big enough to sneak silently yet.
You can send me creepy letters and camp out in my yard for as long as you like!
Being the prey for a natural-born "predator" has never been so endearing/cute.
When I moved into my apartment, I thought my scaredy-cat would be hiding in my room all the time. Now that she's settled in, she sits in front of the door and watches the squirrels that come up to the door!