Acting Like Animals: No, Seriously, We're Closed

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Acting Like Animals: No, Seriously, We're Closed
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The sign's a bit misleading though, because I'm absolutely not sorry about the fact that we're not open. And yes, I know it's 10 a.m., but you're just going to have to deal with that, because I was up all night (since I'm nocturnal and whatever), so opening the shop to work the register for eight grueling hours just absolutely does not sound appealing to me right now in any way.

Acting Like Animals: I Made You Some Tea... But I Drank it

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Acting Like Animals: I Made You Some Tea... But I Drank it
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Oh, you would have loved it though! I steeped it for EXACTLY the right amount of time and the water was the perfect temperature and the flavor was just delicious! That's why I drank it to begin with! I just couldn't resist rewarding myself for a job well done, and that job was making the tea I drank instead of giving to you, the person I made it for to begin with... !!