It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a base-jumper in a a wing-suit! NO! It's a squeedorable Flying Squirrel using his body like a a parachute to sail from tree to tree.
So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.