Moooooooooom, do you really have to go RIGHT THIS INSTANT? You only gave me a 40 minute walk this morning! And my water dish is only 75 percent full, and the same goes for my kibble! I feel like you're trying to avoid me with this "job" thing you always talk about, and I don't like it, not one bit!
No way, man! It ain't gonna end like this! I ain't gonna go out like this! I've spent four long weeks rolling around in the dirt and the mud and evading bath time from the hands of my humans, and just because you lured me here with promises of gushy food and catnip doesn't mean I'm gonna surrender to you now! I may be backed into a corner, but I ain't outta tricks yet!