If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... and then blow a raspberry at the jerk instead.
Lauren Kashan says: "Archie is my beloved German Giant Bearded Dragon. He happily consents to my putting fruit on his head, pending that I let him eat it afterwards - I think the Fez cap look suits him!"
I have never seen a more charming, squeedorable lizard with a raspberry hat ever!
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