I guess maybe that's the echidna cuteness equation? The shorter the beak, the bigger the squee? But then again long-beaked echidnas are adorable too... so perhaps my calculations could use some tweaking.

Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?

Um... so is this the part where you stand there speechless for long enough for me to quote Robert Downey, Jr.? Because really, human: " Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."