That is a Huge Ass

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That is quite possibly the biggest ass I have ever seen!

-Sally Squeeps

Squee Spree: Fowl, But Anything But Foul

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Seriously, why did biologists/linguists/etc. ever think "fowl" was a fair term for all kinds of squee bird friends? It's a word that sounds far too close to another word that does not describe them in any way at all!

Acting Like Animals: I Caught the Mouse!

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It's strange though... Oliver told me that mice were really fast and crafty and difficult to catch, but this one was easy to nab and it didn't even move at all! Did I do something wrong, or is he just a terrible mouser?

You May Kiss the Glide

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D'awwwwwww, my favorite kind of marriage is the kind that's full of splendid matrimonsquee!

Acting Like Animals: Three Can Play at This Game!

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Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!

Reader Squees: The Notorious P.I.G.

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That's one juicy oinker you got there, Leigh Kalfakis.

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A Boaring Day, Not a Boring Day

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Nope, there's absolutely nothing uninteresting or ordinary about the squeeness of these little boar babies, if you ask me!