Seriously, why did biologists/linguists/etc. ever think "fowl" was a fair term for all kinds of squee bird friends? It's a word that sounds far too close to another word that does not describe them in any way at all!
Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!