So, baby, you come to this alley often? It's one of my favorite haunts, really. I mean, a hydrant at BOTH entrances? How awesome is that? So hey, what say you swing by my dog house later, and you and me share a milkbone or three together. Sound good to you?
Sirs and madames, I apologize for waking you all at such an early hour, but I rode all night to bring to you this direly important message: The kittens are coming! The kittens are coming! Ready your kibble cannons and hide your catnip!