That's one juicy oinker you got there, Leigh Kalfakis.
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You know what's more advanced than a black belt? A black and pink belt! Which I have, by the way! And have had almost my whole life, because I've always been a pig karate prodigy! I can break bricks with my nose and empty whole food troughs in one gulp! And what can you do, Mr. Wax On Wax Off?