I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?
You know what's more advanced than a black belt? A black and pink belt! Which I have, by the way! And have had almost my whole life, because I've always been a pig karate prodigy! I can break bricks with my nose and empty whole food troughs in one gulp! And what can you do, Mr. Wax On Wax Off?