Hey little piggy, where's the party at?
Hey little piggy, where's the party at?
ATTENTION: This piglet has adorable spots and is tiny and he's making me squee IRL. That is all.
I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?