Come rain, come snow, come what may, nothing is going to get between this squee panda and his precious bamboo!
Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.
Good morning sleepy head, it's time to rise and shine! No exceptions, even for squee widdle panda cubs like yourself.