"One day my son, all of the kingdom will be yours! Including this regal mustache!"
- Sally Squeeps
This really is a first, because never ever have I seen a bird with a mustache before! Do any of your squeeps know what this mustachioed bird is? I really must find out and congratulate him on his style!
Then again, maybe I'll shave it for later...
Let it be known, now and forever, that the sloth milk mustache is inarguably the best kind of milk mustache there is.
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