"One day my son, all of the kingdom will be yours! Including this regal mustache!"
- Sally Squeeps
Let it be known, now and forever, that the sloth milk mustache is inarguably the best kind of milk mustache there is.
This really is a first, because never ever have I seen a bird with a mustache before! Do any of your squeeps know what this mustachioed bird is? I really must find out and congratulate him on his style!