Acting Like Animals: Wrong Way on a One Way... tortoise?

Favorite
Acting Like Animals: Wrong Way on a One Way... tortoise?
- -

Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...

Squee Spree: No Kind of Straw Man Argument Here

Favorite
Squee Spree: No Kind of Straw Man Argument Here
- -

No no, the only straw anything here is the bedding of straw this emu baby's squeely standing on. The argument for its cuteness is utterly infallible.

And if a Leopard Doesn't Change His Spots...

Favorite
And if a Leopard Doesn't Change His Spots...
- -

... well, that's totally fine actually, because leopards are lovely all the time forever.

Have You Seeked My Hiding Yet?

Favorite
Have You Seeked My Hiding Yet?
- -

I didn't know we were playing Hide 'n Seek, squee lil' wild kitty friend, but if that's the case then I will most definitely get with the program and start seeking your hiding immediately.

Acting Like Animals: Pandapple Upside-Down Cake

Favorite
Acting Like Animals: Pandapple Upside-Down Cake
- -

Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?

Acting Like Animals: Well, This is Awkward...

Favorite
Acting Like Animals: Well, This is Awkward...
- -

Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

Acting Like Animals: Bring Me a Shrubbery!

Favorite
Acting Like Animals: Bring Me a Shrubbery!
- -

Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?