Dude, I know I'm cute but take it easy!
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... and then blow a raspberry at the jerk instead.
-Sally Squeeps
This widdle guy is ridiculously squee, but I have no idea what he is. Almost looks like a bear of some kind, a teddy bear perhaps? But he definitely has some primate-like characteristics about him too. Can you squeeps help figure out what this creature is?
-Sally Squeeps
Some think public displays of affection (PDAs) are obnoxious, but I think they're squee! What do you squeeps think?
-Sally Squeeps
Try this new deep relaxation technique! Just breath deeply and chant "Nooooooom".
-Sally Squeeps