Peek-a-boo Kitty Pokko
Moooooooooom, do you really have to go RIGHT THIS INSTANT? You only gave me a 40 minute walk this morning! And my water dish is only 75 percent full, and the same goes for my kibble! I feel like you're trying to avoid me with this "job" thing you always talk about, and I don't like it, not one bit!
So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.