Acting Like Animals: Please Don't Leave for Work Yet!

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Moooooooooom, do you really have to go RIGHT THIS INSTANT? You only gave me a 40 minute walk this morning! And my water dish is only 75 percent full, and the same goes for my kibble! I feel like you're trying to avoid me with this "job" thing you always talk about, and I don't like it, not one bit!

Acting Like Animals: Sailing Involves Water? NO THANKS.

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So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.

VIDEO: Static Kangaroo Cling

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Oh, I'm sorry, were you planning on leaving? Your newfound kangaroo friend clearly does not think that is an appropriate idea for you to have.

Bellatrix and Narcissa

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My girls Bellatrix and Narcissa poke their heads out of the warm to see if there's food involved...

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