He is awkwardly close to his subjects..
This must be the king of the squirrels. I mean, c'mon, look how chubby he is! He must be doing something right.
This is Asher, my 8-week old Alaskan Klee Kai, being king of the couch.
I like to think I'm a pretty fair king, though. I mean, I ask for very little from my human citizens. Just the occasional petting session and three square meals a day. That's perfectly benevolent if you ask me!