Ever wanted to get up close and personal with a polar bear? Well, that would probably be very dangerous. So here is a squee and safe way to enjoy a polar bear up close!
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!