Sometimes the safest place to hide is in mama's shadow. Especially when your mama is a big, fierce Hippopotamus.
Yes, human, I'm presently occupying the space where your documents that start with the letter "F" usually go. "F," as in "feline" and "feed me" and "food" and "ferocious when hungry." I know you're not so good about picking up on subtlety though, so I took the liberty of leaving some "presents" in the folders for "H" as in "hungry," "N" as in "noms" and "C" as in "can opener" to help get my point across.
Wait, you found me already? How is that even possible? These kinds of hiding/seeking games always take me hours to figure out!
... oh, I meowed? Well shoot. I guess that kind of ruins the whole element of the game, doesn't it?