Daaaaaaad dad dad daaaaaaad daaaaad ssssstoooopp!
Oh, phew, okay, you turned it off. I mean, I'll be honest, that kinda felt good and I always have a terrible time grooming that particular spot on my head by myself but DEAR CEILING CAT that awful sound that monstrous contraption makes. Can you trade your current model in for a quieter one, please? Please?
Pssk, hovercats? Don't compare me to those faux-flying felines! Their maximum elevation is a paltry 100 meters! I can fly MILES HIGH without even winding myself! I think it's time that all the would-be aeronautical cats of the world just face the facts and admit that they don't even have a hope of being as aerodynamic and flyable as we bunnies are!