I know you're trying to "blend-in" widdle froggie, but it doesn't seem like you're fooling anyone into thinking you're a thorn. You're too round and squishy... Just sayin'.
This is my baby iguana, Zelda, reading about the latest fashions. She may be a plain old green iguana but I still think she's beautiful!
Next Christmas maybe I'll try using chameleons as tree ornaments! What do you squeeps think?
What was that, froggersons? You need to speak up with that tiny voice!