For the sophisticated sloth connoisseur, might I recommend a goblet of sloth for your squeeing pleasure?
Licking frost off the window? Sure squirrel, whatever floats your boat. Just know that you look silly as can be.
I'm not drunk, I'm just thirsty!
Did you see that gaudy hat Mabel had on yesterday? Who does she think she is, a quail?
Elsie, fogging up the patio window.
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