Nigel and Gerald are Fire Bellied Toads who room together and are bestest buddies. This is their recent photo, taken in a wineglass!
Did you see that gaudy hat Mabel had on yesterday? Who does she think she is, a quail?
Licking frost off the window? Sure squirrel, whatever floats your boat. Just know that you look silly as can be.
I'm not drunk, I'm just thirsty!