For the sophisticated sloth connoisseur, might I recommend a goblet of sloth for your squeeing pleasure?
Did you see that gaudy hat Mabel had on yesterday? Who does she think she is, a quail?
Licking frost off the window? Sure squirrel, whatever floats your boat. Just know that you look silly as can be.
My fat russian dwarf hamster who managed to get her fatness squished up against the glass.