Oh my gosh squeeps! Look at what I've found... it's the world's fluffiest pine cone!

-Sally Squeeps

Nice stripes! They're very squee and flattering on your feathers.

-Sally Squeeps

I'm starting to think owls are very paranoid birds. It would explain why their necks have a 270-degree turn radius in either direction (which they use to compulsively look over their shoulders), and why they're often calling out "Who? Who?" It's all starting to make sense...

-Sally Squeeps

This Owl is twenty-percent eyes, forty-percent floof, but all squee!

-Sally Squeeps

Scientists say birds evolved from dinosaurs, and this Kiwi looks like it's showing its ancestry. Is this hatchling, with its bald patches, pointy beak, and leathery feet creepy or cute? Let me know which you think!

-Sally Squeeps

Hey! Would you like to share with the rest of us what is so squeely amusing?

- Sally Squeeps

You sure do look suspicious Mr. Owl, what kind of shenanigans have you been up to?

- Sally Squeeps