I'm getting word just now that the message that has been decrypted translates roughly into English as: "You're really really cute, antenna-eared bunny friend!"
Thank Ceiling Bunny for good insurance, amirite? Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. The cast matches my ride, which is nice, and my ear is healing quite well according to my doctor! Fender benders happen; I'm just glad nobunny was seriously injured!