"Stop being so dramatic son! We ate lunch an hour ago, so no you are not going to starve. Stop whining and go play with your friends - mommy needs some quiet time..."
My dog, Guy - much like Eeyore, he wants everyone to know that he feels the weight of the world upon his tiny self ALL THE TIME, but sometimes if he's sleepy enough, he forgets to project all that woe! Also, he happens to perfectly match the afghan, which I had before I adopted him!
Sarah Beth says: "My dog Edna feels betrayed every time I bathe her. It's probably because I laugh manically while I do it."
With a name like Edna I expect nothing less than constant dramatic fake deaths and overwrought whining.
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