"Stop being so dramatic son! We ate lunch an hour ago, so no you are not going to starve. Stop whining and go play with your friends - mommy needs some quiet time..."
Sarah Beth says: "My dog Edna feels betrayed every time I bathe her. It's probably because I laugh manically while I do it."
With a name like Edna I expect nothing less than constant dramatic fake deaths and overwrought whining.
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