"You guys hide in there and I'll tell you when the coast is clear... hehe, suckers!"

-Sally Squeeps

Well, now we know where all the best guinea pig parties happen! Looks like a pretty popular spot.

-Sally Squeeps

Sure, there's plenty of room for both of us.

There's plenty of branch for everyone, spread out!

I mean, I'm jutting out into three full rooms at this point, and if that's not proof that we're outgrowing our current living situation, then I don't know what is! And no, dieting is not an option. I don't see how me getting smaller will really affect the total amount of space we have to split between us. That doesn't make any sense at all!