Well, I'm not saying you're not cute little cow, but I think you'll need to try a little harder if you ever want to be the Squee Spree creature of the week...
Little Red sunning herself on a warm spring morning
Wow you're talented! Can you teach me the secret to your squee tricks?
You're gonna need a bang trim here pretty soon, Shaggy!
If my cowlicks looked like this, I'd wish every day was a bad hair day!