Now hold on tight to mama's fluffy tail widdle cub, so you two don't get separated.

-Sally Squeeps

Look you guys! I made a foxy friend! I shall call him Francisco :D

Howard won't let go of my tail until I admit that I like Justin Bieber. But I DON'T like Justin Bieber! Moooom! Make him stoooop!

Moooooooooom, do you really have to go RIGHT THIS INSTANT? You only gave me a 40 minute walk this morning! And my water dish is only 75 percent full, and the same goes for my kibble! I feel like you're trying to avoid me with this "job" thing you always talk about, and I don't like it, not one bit!

... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.