Look you guys! I made a foxy friend! I shall call him Francisco :D
... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.
Howard won't let go of my tail until I admit that I like Justin Bieber. But I DON'T like Justin Bieber! Moooom! Make him stoooop!