"This week on Hoarders: Squirrel Edition, we have a squirrel with an apple collection that will shock you!"
Don't judge, y'all! Just accept that technology is amazing and let's get on with it! My mom lives in a retirement zoo in New Jersey, and this is the easiest way for me and her to keep in touch. I mean, have you ever seen the way commuters stare at an orangutan driving on the Jersey turnpike? It's not pretty. This is a vastly preferred alternative to making that trip every weekend!
Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!