This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!
Oh hooray, my latest Amazon Fresh order is finally here! I'm a little confused as to why it's in a Whole Foods bag, but maybe they were just between box reorders?
Oh, you bought these at the store? You were planning on having salad for dinner? Strange, because I'm pretty sure all of this produce is about to magically disappear into my mouth... HAUMPH.