acting like animals

acting like animals dogs feeling figurative goldendoodle idiom Joy jumping literal literalism name - 5808318976
Via: A Place to Love Dogs
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Wait, no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not jumping for joy in a figurative sense. In fact, I'm actually feeling a little down today... my kibble this morning was a bit stale, and it really threw me into a strange kind of funk! Rather, I'm literally jumping for Joy, because that's my human's name, and she requested that I jump. Which is totally fine, because a.) I like her so I like doing tricks for her and b.) she promised to compensate my leap with a milkbone.

acting like animals cat do not want never resisting shower water - 5720744704
Via: Catasters
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No way, man! It ain't gonna end like this! I ain't gonna go out like this! I've spent four long weeks rolling around in the dirt and the mud and evading bath time from the hands of my humans, and just because you lured me here with promises of gushy food and catnip doesn't mean I'm gonna surrender to you now! I may be backed into a corner, but I ain't outta tricks yet!