So, baby, you come to this alley often? It's one of my favorite haunts, really. I mean, a hydrant at BOTH entrances? How awesome is that? So hey, what say you swing by my dog house later, and you and me share a milkbone or three together. Sound good to you?
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!