What can I say? Frills are flirty and fun! I've gotten more dates in the last year wearing this outfit than the rest of my group of friends combined! Personal grooming really does make all the difference when you're single and wanting to mingle.
I mean, I didn't realize taking a picture of myself in the mirror would be so difficult! Sure, lacking thumbs makes it a bit tough... but I figured if I used the timer on this camera then it wouldn't be that big of a deal! But the flash keeps going off before the shutter clicks and it scares the dickens out of me and then I can't concentrate on smiling and all my photos end up looking like this and it's just really really really frustrating!
So I've been doing this with my newfound monk-friend for a while now, and I think I'm pretty much certain of something: This guy has to have been a tiger in a past life. He just... he understands me, you know? And he always cooks his rice JUST the way I like it. Humans can be difficult, it's true, but I'm quite enamored with this one. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna let him play with my cubs someday, if I ever have any.