Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!
Moooooooooom, do you really have to go RIGHT THIS INSTANT? You only gave me a 40 minute walk this morning! And my water dish is only 75 percent full, and the same goes for my kibble! I feel like you're trying to avoid me with this "job" thing you always talk about, and I don't like it, not one bit!
What can I say? Frills are flirty and fun! I've gotten more dates in the last year wearing this outfit than the rest of my group of friends combined! Personal grooming really does make all the difference when you're single and wanting to mingle.
Thank Ceiling Bunny for good insurance, amirite? Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. The cast matches my ride, which is nice, and my ear is healing quite well according to my doctor! Fender benders happen; I'm just glad nobunny was seriously injured!