... you're acting like this is unusual? I sit in this container ALL THE TIME. Why is it suddenly so strange for me to do so now? Oh? The tilt? Um, well, yeah, that's your fault. I mean, you're the one who doesn't even know how to stack these things! I'm just doing my kitty cat thing here. Maybe you should point that confusion inward, so you can better understand the situation and reflect on what you've done.
Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?