Ryan Locthe appreciates the simple things in life. Simple things like stupid glasses, and bad nicknames.

Two things.

Who calls him 'Reezy'?

And is 'Jeah' the best catchphrase you could come up with?

If the answer to those questions is 1. COOL PEOPLE and 2. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS A VERY MATURE AND EXCELLENT CATCHPHRASE, then by all means buy the glasses here.

Is a good foot and a half, I'd say.

He won't get out of our pool, either. :(

THE RECKONING HAS COME AT LAST.