You're kind of screwed in the event of vampires though (depending on the lore you believe of course).

Andy Murray tweeted this picture of his dogs looking like true Olympians. Word on the street is that they won the medals in Competitive Garden-Rolling. Rusty is on the left, and Maggie May is on the right. Maggie has her own twitter account, in case you want to know what famous athlete's dogs are up to.

Here's Maggie May's twitter account!

Kohei Uchimura (aka Gymnastics-Jesus) took Gold in the Men's Gymnastics All-Arounds! Marcel Ngyuen of Germany won Silver! Danell Leyva of U.S.A. won Bronze!

AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS.

China remains atop the medal standings today, only this time they have company, as Team USA pulls even. Sadly Italy has dropped out of the top three, but they'll always be able to fall back on Dante Alighieri, renaissance mathematicians, and the Coliseum.