EARLY MEDAL COUNT: ALL PRAISE TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!

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AMERICAN CAPITALIST DOGS HAVE ZERO MEDALS FOREVER.

Sad Kim Jong Un is Sad as North Korean Women's Soccer Lose to Team U.S.A.

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AWWWWWWWWW POOR NORTH KOREA.

The U.S. Women won their soccer game against North Korea with a score of 1-0 today. With this win the U.S. are now at the top of their group with nine points, ready to move on to the next round!

No word yet on what ridiculous explanation North Korean officials will come up with to explain their Ladies' loss.

Possible reasons North Korean Women Lost:

1. American capitalist cowards rigged the game by playing with knives
2. Heinous war criminal George W. Bush held the players hostage and tortured our brave women warriors with foul American pop music
3. NORTH KOREAN WOMEN SOCCER TEAM ACTUALLY WON. DO NOT BELIEVE FOUL WESTERN PIG LIES AND PROPAGANDA. ALL GLORY TO THE WONDROUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA!

U.S. Women's Soccer Takes on Glorious North Korea!

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The U.S. Women's Soccer team may have already qualified out of group play for the quarterfinals, but now they look to win their group as they play North Korea.

You can watch the Hope Solo-approved broadcast here!

Wrong Flag of the Day

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Our first Olympic Fail! Showing the South Korean flag for a North Korean player is the kind of faux pas you definitely don't want to make... especially when it's North Korea that is in the wrong.

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