yoda

What a cakehead. Wouldn't even tell Luke who his father was.

Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!

Yes, let's boil Japan, flush out all the giant monsters!

This could really apply to any situation. Just use the force, it's multipurpose.

I never realized that Yoda was part rabbit. Those ears are out of control.

Only one choice, there is, or stronger Yoda's stern face will become.

Keep me refrigerated, you will