I'M NOT DONE YET!!!

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I'M NOT DONE YET!!!
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Seriously, just give her a little more time in the tanning booth and she'll come out golden and happy.

In Sweden, They Honor Satan With Salad

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One of these days they need to get on to the post-dinner mayonnaise already.

Help... Me!

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Help... Me!
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You will never understand the horrors that lurk underneath the bun. If only you could see what I've seen.