Okay I get it, you don't like crust! You're never eating pizza with me again.
These are some strong statements. Make up your mind.
Babies are basically the devil anyway aren't they? I certainly wouldn't share my eggs with them.
That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!
You have to wonder how many people at the great Googamooga festival thought this was a real menu and tried to order some heated ploppers.
When you have a song in your heart and you just can't keep it inside, Youtube is here for you.
This was a dream I had the other night. The martians loved eating my fluffy pancake head.