Breakfast of champions!

What's wrong with an apple tasting like an apple? Get away from me, off-brand Grape Ape. I'm not falling for your cool-surfer-dude vibe.

Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.

The Japanese there translates as the sound effect of barfing, which is what the bird is doing. What's your question again?

The day my computer can feed me tacos is the day I retire the use of my hands officially.

How... interpretive.

This is what the Rolling Stones really had in mind. They were tired of burning their frozen pizzas just like the rest of us.