Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.
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Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me, bird.
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Mmmmmm, I'll take a Wham (W)rap please!
For safety's sake, wrap that burger up nice and tight.
We need some spicy deep fried cheese wrapped in a tortilla all up in here!
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