Don't Make Eye Contact

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Don't Make Eye Contact
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Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.

There is So Much Pun going on!

SOON.

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SOON.
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Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me, bird.

Photorito Lens Wrap

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Photorito Lens Wrap
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The least appetizing burrito you've ever seen takes pictures of you making the face you make when you see the least appetizing burrito you've ever seen.

Bacon-Weave Angus beef Burger

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Bacon-Weave Angus beef Burger
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For safety's sake, wrap that burger up nice and tight.

McDonald's India Knows What's Up

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McDonald's India Knows What's Up
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We need some spicy deep fried cheese wrapped in a tortilla all up in here!

Daily Sandwich: When Hands Just Aren't Good Enough

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Daily Sandwich: When Hands Just Aren't Good Enough
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Toothpicks and string are really the disposable scourge of the planet. Buy more useless crap to hold your food together!