Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.
There is So Much Pun going on!
Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me, bird.
The least appetizing burrito you've ever seen takes pictures of you making the face you make when you see the least appetizing burrito you've ever seen.
Mmmmmm, I'll take a Wham (W)rap please!
For safety's sake, wrap that burger up nice and tight.
We need some spicy deep fried cheese wrapped in a tortilla all up in here!
Toothpicks and string are really the disposable scourge of the planet. Buy more useless crap to hold your food together!